Well, after a nice holiday batch of food poisoning, I'm back. So I didn't get the winner of the Worst Christmas Song Ever posted on time for Christmas Eve. Not that it matters, as I'm sure no one is anxious to know that the winner was "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)". I guess better late than never.
Like all the nominees, this creation had nothing to do with Christmas. But it had a lot to do with maudlin sappiness, brutally awful lyrics, and trying very hard to push buttons. So in your continued celebration of the Christmas season, sing a stanza of this winner, the 2004 Worst Christmas Song Ever.