Wednesday, October 12, 2005

New Game For All You Beer Drinkers

Guaranteed fun. Preferably at home, or out if you have a designated driver.

It's the perfect combo for a game: beer and baseball.


How to play:
It's easy.

This game is premised on the FACT that during the ACLS and NLCS the Yankees and Red Sox will be mentioned. Probably a lot.

Even though neither are participating in this year's festivities (thank the Lord for that). But watch the announcers (yes, Joe Buck included) try to get in as many Yankees and Red Sox references as possible. Call it the great East-coast media bias or whatever you want.

And this is where it will get interesting. For every story about the Yankees or Red Sox, every reference to a Yankees or Red Sox player, manager, coach, and fan, polish off the beer in your hand and grab another.

Warnings: The surgeon general has determined that playing this game is extremely hazardous to your health. In fact, if you choose to participate, medical personnel should be close by to catch you when you fall over and safely transport you to the nearest ER. Driving is absolutely prohibited. Do not participate on consecutive nights. It would be advisable to call in sick to work the next morning. Must be 21 or older.

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