Why don't we have chicken flavored hot dogs? Americans love chicken, and they love hot dogs. I mean, it's not like I'm calling for chicken flavored gum.
Since no one has thought of this before, I'm going to step up to the plate. In the spirit of the Taco Salad, I am proposing the Hamburger Salad. You grill some hamburger, cut it up, put ketchup, mustard, dill pickle chips, sliced lettuce, sliced onion and torn bread on top, and voila, a Hamburger Salad. Add cheese, if you wish, for the Cheeseburger Salad. Admit it, it sounds pretty tasty.
How long 'til TV cabledom presents us with "The Elvis Channel- All Elvis, All The Time?"
For the older women- could you really make things in the Easy Bake Oven that were actually edible, or was it all pretend?
For the older men- did anyone else begin to question which side of the street the action doll Big Jim walked on when Mattel started to make his buddies, Big Josh and Big Jack?
I know who Bachman is. And I know Turner also. But who's Overdrive?
Apple juice, grape juice, prune juice, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, lemon juice, and orange juice. So where are the watermelon, strawberry, blueberry, and raspberry juices?
Want proof God exists? Bread. 'Cause no one could have figured out how to make this without His help. It's not like there were large laboratories to test all this stuff. What are the odds of cavemen randomly taking the right ingredients and mixing them together and coming up with something edible? Left to his own devices, man would have made bread out of twigs, mushrooms, and oak leaves. And no matter how you slice it, with those ingredients bologna sandwiches would not be the same.
Would we have to brush our teeth if someone invented plastic teeth guards to use while eating? I'm sure we'd still need mouth wash, but hey, I could use the extra 10 minutes a day.
If hospitals had friendlier sounding names, would people not be as afraid of them? I mean, if you go into a hospital named "Memorial", doesn't that psychologically affect a person adversely? So how about "Uncle Kenny's Medical Center", "Alice's Hospital", or "St. Bob's"?
But an even bigger question is this: could a hospital named Uncle Kenny's get accredited?
Can airplanes really fly? Think about it. Maybe we just imagine we're flying. How can something weighing many tons get off the ground?
Why aren't cars made of rubber? Collisions would be much less dangerous.
When I look at some of the people who can vote, sometimes "benevolent dictatorship" looks better.
Anybody heard the new "Real Men of Genius" Bud Light baseball themed commercials, made just in time for the playoffs? Absolutely hilarious. Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher and Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer. I start to laugh now whenever I hear that familiar drum intro.
Two wins down. Nine to go.