Monday, November 28, 2005

The Busch Ruins- As Possibly Viewed 945 Years In The Future

2950 AD- Archaelogists digging at a dried up old river bed have uncovered evidence of yet another primitive Busch Stadium, c. late 20th century/early 21st century. Scholars now believe there have been a total of 27 Busch Stadiums. It is believed this stadium, pictured below, was one of the first Busches, and a primitive game called Base-ball was played there. Ancient "photos" follow.

During this period of Earth's history, as plainly seen in the picture, the sky was indeed still blue.


It is believed that some type of fire or natural disaster must have destroyed part of the stadium, as it is obvious two different architectural designs formed one gigantic stadium.


Of note here, historians now believe the giant arch like structure in the background was used to punish criminals, making them walk on it's outside.


This primitive structure had no obvious toileting facilities.


It is felt by most scholars that the enormity of the stadium's size was useful for the enactment of giant sea battles. That is, the water from the river that once flowed next to the city was diverted into and filled the stadium for this purpose. Others disagree.



Okay, enough nonsense for today. Must get working.

4 comments:

  1. very good... You have acheived funny today.

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  2. Have you ever wondered what the same archeologists would say if they dug up a Ballys 24 hour fitness?

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  3. "Have you ever wondered what the same archeologists would say if they dug up a Ballys 24 hour fitness?"

    No, but that's a great idea for a blog post...hmmm...

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