Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How To Make Egg Nog


I'm no chef, but I am a connoisseur of good Egg Nog. You either love it or hate it. I present to you therefore, two egg nog recipes, one real, and one totally made up. Which one you think is real will depend on whether you like egg nog or not.

Scottius Maximus Egg Nog Contestant #1
INGREDIENTS:
2 eggs, beaten well
3 tbs sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1/8 tsp nutmeg, ground
2 1/3 cups milk


PREPARATION:Blend all ingredients together and serve chilled.

Scottius Maximus Egg Nog Contestant #2
INGREDIENTS:
2 pregnant chickens, beaten well

3 tbs anchovies
1 tbs vanilla custard
2 1/3 cups mustard
5 jiggers tequila
3 tbs tabasco
1 habanero pepper
2 pickled artichoke hearts
1 McDonald's Ham and Cheese Breakfast Bagel
4 40 mg Prilosec capsules
1/8 tsp nutmeg, ground

PREPARATION: Blend all ingredients together and serve chilled.

Cheers.

3 comments:

TKls2myhrt said...

My goodness. What one shall I pick? I love eggnog and have been having too much of it. My favorite is the Eggnog Chai Tea Latte at Starbucks, so I bought the ingredients to make it myself. I bet you didn't want to know all that...

Scottius Maximus said...

"My favorite is the Eggnog Chai Tea Latte at Starbucks".

Sorry, but I've never had that. That's not a "real man's" egg nog.

Sunnie said...

Damn it was hard to get those chickens into the blender!!!!