Monday, January 16, 2006

Blame The One They Call Polly For This

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scottius Maximus!

  1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Scottius Maximus, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  2. Scottius Maximus has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  3. Scottius Maximus can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  4. Scottius Maximus is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Scottius Maximus!
  6. Scottius Maximus can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Scottius Maximus'!
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Scottius Maximus to stand for parliament.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Scottius Maximus.
  10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Scottius Maximus.
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