Friday, May 05, 2006

Somebody Call Simon


Ladies and Gentlemen:
We present to you...

THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!

Uh, no, this isn't me, nor is it representative of any Cardinals fan. Except when they've had one too many.

And do you think the Cardinals' following has no international legs? Check out this photo from the illegal immigrant protests.


Hat tip to The Birdwatch for both of these gems.

4 comments:

Rebecca said...

I'm not sure, but I'm thinking that guy had more than one too many!

Scottius Maximus said...

Yeah, it's probably more like 12. And he probably started long before he got to the stadium.

I wish I knew what section this was in and if he is a regular there. I'd love to go up to him at a game and say, "I'm a big fan of yours, I enjoy your work immensely."

TKls2myhrt said...

Ahhhh, the power of Budweiser. He's probably thinking, "The ladies really like my dancing today." He must not read Purpose Driven Drinking, or he'd know better.

Scottius Maximus said...

He's probably thinking, "The ladies really like my dancing today."

No doubt. If you look really hard through their unrestrainable, convulsing guffaws, you can really see a measure of true scorn and mocking contempt.