There is an underground Baptist movement to start manufacturing, advertising, distributing and consuming alcoholic beverages.
Because, according to World Magazine's Blog...
"During their national convention, Southern Baptists took the time to address two huge pressing theological issues - beer and blogs. The convention passed a resolution in 'total opposition to the manufacturing, advertising, distributing and consuming of alcoholic beverages.'"
Logically, the only reason it would be necessary to spend time passing such a resolution is if Baptists are spending a lot of time in those pursuits.
Oh, dear Baptist brothers...Baptist Beer (or better yet, Baptist Brewski) has such a ring to it, I'm surprised nobody has come up with the idea yet.
How about just sticking to preaching the gospel and baptizing people?
And, by the way, with all the talk about beverages, you're making me thirsty.