Friday, November 24, 2006

You Know That Big Bag Of Dum Dums I Got For My Birthday This Month?


I'd give it an 89. It has a good beat and it's easy to dance with.

I love the new flavors. I was getting kind of tired of the same ol' same ol'. Like cherry and strawberry, root beer and butterscotch. Not that there's anything wrong with these. Just that I sometimes am in the mood for something new in my suckers.

That's why I was so surprised with this bag. There are new flavors. I like the new coconut-pineapple, banana, cotton candy, bubble gum, chocolate, and cherry cola.

However, there are a few that either need left out of the next bag, or need a major overhaul.

I'm talking about...
"Anchovies"
"Cole slaw"
"Habanero"
"Colby cheese"
"Catfish"
"Curry"

"Squirrel soup"
"Purina"
"Venison"
"Butterbean"
"Sweat"
"Hangover"
"Garfield"
"Kielbasa". Wait a minute, this one wasn't too bad.
"Spinach"
"Deviled Egg"

Try them. You'll see what I mean.

13 comments:

Marie N. said...

Old Fashioned Cream Soda!

Anchovis belong on pizza, or in salad, not on a stick.

Quipper said...

Scottius!

Marie is wrong. Anchovies deserve a chance to live a full life. :-)

Does your list mean you liked the beer battered shrimp lollipops?

Scottius Maximus said...

MarieN!

I never had anchovies in a salad.

But what if they came up with anchovie pizza salad on a sucker stick?

Quipper!

Why do anchovies deserve to live a full life? Are they inherently good? Sounds awful close to un-Lutheran theology.

The Dum Dum people must have left the shrimp one out of my bag!

Angus G Van Halen said...

I don't like the new flavors in that bag of yours. I liked all the old stuff just fine and now it's all messed up. I'd give it a 50-55.

Scottius Maximus said...

Angus!

If you don't like the flavors, then how come my bag is half gone?

Barb the Evil Genius said...

Maybe Luuuuucy's got some 'splainin to do? ;)

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

Of course! You're right. The answer was there and I just didn't see it. Thanks.

I'll sift through her hair for sticks later today.

Angus G Van Halen said...

I've been picking out the old flavors. I have tried a few of the new ones... once.. namely, banana (meh), cherry cola (blah), and cotton candy (okay). They need a blueberry flavor in there. A fig newton flavor might be nice too. My favorite flavors in your bag are cherry, sour apple, cream soda, and grape.

Scottius Maximus said...

Angus!

Truth be told, I'm more of a Tootsie Pop man. Me and Uncle Kojak. My favorite all time is the lemon flavored Tootsie Pop. A rare delicacy to be treasured when happened upon.

Or, as Luce might say, a rare delicatessen.

Rebecca said...

I must admit that I tend to fish for the coconut-pineapple....yum!

Scottius Maximus said...

Rebecca!

How ah ya?!

Fishing is something we all do although few admit to doing it.

Lutheran Lucy said...

Alright, Lucy does have some 'splainin' to do! So does Sam!! I
found him chomping on a stick this 'mornin! He was eating a "Garfield"!:)

Now I know WHY you were going through my hair Chimpie! :)

Scottius Maximus said...

Luce!

Confession is good, no?