Thursday, December 21, 2006

Nice Job


So, you won Person Of The Year. I'm proud of you. It was a long time coming, but you persevered.


Yeah, sure, I was hoping it would be me. Or at the very least, us. But, anyway, congratulations on your achievement...you!


My only consolation is that he didn't win. Or her. Or him, either. If they would have won, I wouldn't have had the will to live.


We might have pulled it off, but I think she had a hand in that.


And thank God, yes, thank God, it wasn't them.

7 comments:

Quipper said...

Scottius!

Please explain to me how tIME decided to give its award to a pronoun?

:p

Scottius Maximus said...

Quipper!

I don't know, but if THAT is the best THEY could do, then THEY are not only biased, but completely lame and devoid of any creativity or imagination.

Barb the Evil Genius said...

It's a lame cop-out if you ask me.

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

Time is SO yesteryear and irrelevant.

Barb the Evil Genius said...

Well, um, yeah! All dead-tree media is so, like, last century. ;)

TKls2myhrt said...

I vote for REALLY lame cop-out!

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

Absolutely.

TK!

Consider it tallied. And might I add lazy to the adjective list?