By the power vested in me, I now declare man-made global warming dead. It's doomed.
How do I know this?
Not the UN, that cites animals raised for food creating more greenhouse gases than cars and trucks combined.
Not the skeptical scientists who are coming out of the closet, so to speak, to condemn the idea.
Nope, I know it's over simply on the basis of this:
Yes, folks, the cover curse of Sports Illustrated.
Put something or someone on the cover of that magazine, and disaster is sure to ensue.
So don't worry. We'll all be fine.