2 Samuel 13-16.
There's still a lot of coughs and sneezes at church these days. Which always makes me shudder to shake the pastor's hand, or those of the greeters for the day for that matter.
Which is why I intend to advocate the fist bump at the next voter's meeting. It'll be a nice way to greet one another.
Of course, we won't blow it up. That's just not Lutheran.