Think long and hard. What NFL team would want to have this talented goofball who has worn out his welcome in Minnesota? Think. It's a natural fit. Well, it is, of course, the Raiders. In fact, it's not just a natural fit, it's a perfect fit. Although the Vikings are denying it, I think Sir Randy will be playing for some other team next year, and Oakland would be the ideal place for a man of his, shall we say, reputation. Al Davis is probably sniffing around already.
I'm inspired. Here's a little Raiders/Moss haiku:
In Raider Nation
Two "Moons" Seen Over The Bay
He'll Fit In Perfect