Tuesday, March 29, 2005

My New Book

I have a new book coming out soon, if I can find a publisher. I thought I'd include an excerpt here for everyone, as an exclusive. It's called "Why I Don't Play Rugby".
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Why I Don't Play Rugby

by Scottius Maximus

Copyright 2005
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Table of Contents
Chapter One: This Is Why I Don't Play Rugby....................Page 1

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Chapter One

Here is the reason I don't play Rugby:


(from Philippe Lopez/AFP/Getty Images)

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Index

Rugby, This is why I don't play, page 1.
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Acknowledgements:
I would like to thank Fox Sports for their photo.

The End.
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Well, what does everyone think?


2 comments:

TKls2myhrt said...

The expression on the ball carrier's face is disturbing. He looks like he's happy, or ticklish, or....

Scottius Maximus said...

You're right! I didn't even pay attention to that, I was too busy looking at the poor chap at his other end.