Monday, August 14, 2006

Alice Cooper Is Chicken Man, Man


Because "HE'S EVERYWHERE, HE'S EVERYWHERE!"

First, he was featured on World Mag's Blog regarding his Arizona Youth Center last week.

The week before he was in USA Today for this same reason as well as his Christian beliefs.

He has a nationally syndicated radio show every weekday evening called Nights With Alice Cooper, in which he plays totally kickin' rock. I get to listen to it a lot because my son has it on every night. He has a great voice for radio and such a weird sense of humor, it is addicting once you start to listen. Five hours a night, five days a week.

Then this weekend, I saw him take an absolutely hilarious turn on the USA program Monk, in which a decompensating, practically hallucinatory Monk hypothesized that Alice had murdered a sanitation worker for his antique chair. It was laugh-out-loud-at-the-TV time.

A big SAL-UTE to August's Scottius Maximus Celebrity Of The Month, Alice Cooper. Even though he is not a Cardinals fan.

"SAL-UTE!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go Alice! He's got some great rock n roll songs, my favorite being No More Mr. Nice Guy.

For Those About to Rock We Salute You!!

Scottius Maximus said...

Hey, Anonymous!

You slipped in an AC/DC reference under the radar, which was quite a Dirty Deed.

Okay, School's Out for now.