Wednesday, September 20, 2006

If I Ran The CIA...

I'd use agents to infiltrate the Muslim masses...

then, the agents would amass as many dog-turd filled sacks as possible...

tie them together and paint a large American flag on it...

light it...

and then watch the imbeciles go to town stomping on it. Kind of like what the clowns in this circus are doing:


Then I'd stand back and laugh as the mainstream media puts a clip of it on CNN, CBS, NBC, and ABC.

4 comments:

Barb the Evil Genius said...

I like the way your mind works, Scottius.

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

Great minds work alike.

Des_Moines_Girl said...

One suggestion -

The turd sacks? Mix in some pig entrails too. Imagine the looks on their faces.

BUH-WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Is that too evil of me?

Scottius Maximus said...

DMG!

No way!