Thursday, February 15, 2007

Want A Piece Of The Action?

Seeing as how Angus, Spock and Mick are fading fast as Lucy's favorite baby names, I've perused the Bible for more acceptable ones.

My favorites, with the latest booking odds if you care to place a wager:
Archippus- 5:1

Aristarchus- 30:1
Tychicus- 3:1
Demas- 50:1
Epaphrus- 15:1
Nympha- 100:1
Silas- Even.

Okay folks. Need a little movement for Nympha and Demas. All you fans of those names better get out your pocketbook.

6 comments:

Barb the Evil Genius said...

Sorry, I'm not a gambling type of woman. Besides, Nympha sounds too much like to me like...something else. What can I say, my husband and I hung out in college with a guy nicknamed "Perv." (sheepish grin)

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

You lost me. I don't understand your meaning. You must explain further.

Barb the Evil Genius said...

I do blush, Scottius.

Scottius Maximus said...

Barb!

Ohhhhhhhh...

Quipper said...

Scottius,

I wanted to name our Engineer "Nicodemus Nehimiah", but Mrs. Quipper wanted nothing of the sort. I don't know why.

Scottius Maximus said...

Quipper!

Welcome back to spring in the Midwest.

If you would have spelled it 'Nehemiah' instead of 'Nehimiah', I bet you would have got it passed. Some women are offended by that extra i. Hormone thing.