Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Walt Garrison would be proud.
The former Cowboys running back used to hawk chew back when I was a kid. I loved how he pronounced Skoal, Copenhagen, and Happy Days Mint.
I'd swear he was saying, "Sko', Copenhygen, and Happa Dyes Mee-yant." Just a "peench" between your cheek and gum.
Anyway, Busch Stadium is now a smokeless facility.
I'm not a smoker, so it won't affect me, but I like the fact that Busch Stadium is now smoke-free.
But I do have two questions-
1) Is it possible to make hot dogs without producing smoke?
2) Will spittoons be installed on the backs of stadium seats in order to eject tobacco juices?