And he thought he was going to be my next spokesperson? Well, not so fast comrade.
According to TK at Katie's Beer, little Ernie Douglas was arrested. This news arrived just in time.
I hardly had to consult the Scottius Maximus Enterprises Handbook for this one. But just for the record, here goes:
"Article 15, Section 12, Paragraph 2-
Scottius Maximus Enterprises employees and contractors will not enter in to contractual agreements regarding spokesperson deals with anyone caught hauling marijuana in excess of 759 lbs. in their trailer ."
So, there you have it. Little Ernie Douglas WILL NOT be my next spokesperson.
But now what do I do?
How about this guy? Ladies and gentlemen, my new spokesperson (possibly):
Hey, if Klegg can do it, so can I.