I implore you to celebrate Thanksgiving this year by getting enough to eat. I know, I know, a lot of you are planning on fasting tomorrow. But why? Do me a favor, please. Forget all that nonsense. Eat, drink, and be merry. For you and I know not if we will even be here to celebrate another Thanksgiving next year.
So take seconds. Take thirds. Heck, take fourths. Fatten up like you've never eaten before and never will again. Because we may never be here again.
Please. Eat well. Do it for me, will ya? That's all I ask of you. Don't make me beg.