Saturday, July 14, 2007

In The Big Picture...

My family's more important than yours.

We just finished our week as a Nielsen TV family. So now you can blame us for what's on TV next year.

But don't worry. With my loyal help, Johnny Quest, Sponge Bob and Scooby Doo shall never leave the airwaves.


  1. How important, then, is the Family Aardvark? We've been wired for Nielsen for the past two years.

  2. Xrysostom!

    Sir, your importance has no boundaries! I was only speaking to the "little peasants" who don't share our distinction!

    Okay, enough comedy. I hope you all know me well enough that this was all just another feeble attempt at humor.