Quien Es Mas Macho?

Remember that classic SNL sketch with Bill Murray as the emcee of this game show?

"Bill Murray: Ooh es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban, orrr.... Desi Arnaz?

Guest: Ricardo Montalban?

Murray: Ay-yi-yi. No. Ricardo Montalban es muy macho, si, pero Mistah Roarke canceles out-a Khan. Pero Desi Arnaz con "Babbaloo" est immortales! Desi Arnez es macho muy bien! Desi Arnaz est mas macho. Si, si, Desi Arnaz. Nexte questione!)"


Well, let's just change the game a little.


"Si. 'Quien Es Mas Loco?' Or 'Quien Es Mas Estupido?'"


Is it the idiots who think it's a good idea to bait their captive lion, or the morons who actually play tug of war with it?