Friday, August 01, 2008

Dear Green Bay,

SIGN ME, SIGN ME!!! I'll stay away from your training camp for much less than $20 million.

But hurry up. The Bears are dangling me a fat offer to stay away from them.


Scottius Maximus

How can this world be so messed up that professional franchises that no longer want players will pay them not to come back, just so they won't play for some other team?

The next thing we'll see is some team, like the Yankees, sign some guy in the offseason that they don't need for outrageous money and send him home. They won't want him, they just don't want someone else having him.

This is how free agency must work on Bizarro. Teams pay players to stay home.

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