It seems he has a new fragrance to peddle. And nothing says "delicious aroma" like Marilyn Manson. I mean, who hasn't smelled a freshly cut lawn, or a bed of roses, or the atmosphere after a steady rain, or a pine tree, and thought to themselves, "I bet Marilyn Manson smells this good."
Excellent choice, perfume-makers. I'm sure "L'Essence of Bat Hormone" smells wonderful for a night on the town. I'll bet "Parfum de Lavender Corpse" makes the ladies swoon.
Just look at him. Looking at his picture, one cannot help but get the thought, "I want to smell like that guy."
But, they've forgotten more deserving people. I'd much rather see the following get their own fragrance before Mr. Marilyn.
"Tincture of Hee Haw"
"Whiff de Government Cheese"
"Polka Parfum Accordion"
"Bouquet de Chameleon "
"Paul Harvey's The Rest Of The Scent"
"Deine Bier Riecht Ausgezeichnet"
"Jean Mad'den De Footballer 2006"
"L'odeur de SCOTUS."