Tuesday, June 14, 2005

This Hurts

I am going to stop taking these online quizzes. I took this IQ quiz, see, and this is what it said about me after I submitted it. Then they gave me this code to paste in my post:

"You're a moron.
Your Logical Intelligence is nonexistent.
Your Verbal Intelligence is so low Forrest Gump makes fun of how you speak.
Your Mathematical Intelligence is measured in fractions; if you only knew what those were.
Your General Knowledge is limited to Hi Ho! Cherry-O and Bubble Baths.

Your answers were so bad, your IQ is not measurable. You're as dumb as a bag of finishing nails. Even your mama couldn't be proud of you. How pitiful...Loser."

Anyone else have this happen? I'm sure I'm not the only one, right? Right? Quit playing around...right? Hello?


  1. Nope, I'm a genius in just about everything. Must just be you!

  2. I was afraid of that. Just call me Scottius Minimus. (And my relatives will probably make me drop the Scottius part of my name. So, just call me Minimus.)

    Maybe I'll try that quiz again. Maybe the results will be different this time. Maybe there was some malfunction in scoring. Maybe Charlie Brown will kick that football. Maybe the Beatles will reunite. Maybe the Cubs will win the World Series...