Friday, January 20, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

You must show this to your children. Please speak to them about it.

If they are good-looking. And especially if they're goblins.

You see, once upon a time there was this really good looking kid. Let's call him...oh, I don't know, let's say, for instance...Leif.

Leif was very popular with the ladies. Had lots of cash. Seemed to have the world by the tail. At age 12. At age 14. At age 16 and 18.

Let's skip ahead a few years.

[Warning- look away if you are easily upset- Site editor].

Here's what this guy, theoretically only, of course, may look 30 years later:

Moral to our children:
1- If you're not good looking now, don't worry, that good looking person you can't stand will end up looking like a deranged evil twin to Chris Elliott.

2-If you are good looking now, enjoy it, because the rest of your life will be downright creepy.

3- If you are "in love" with a good looking famous person at age 13, you'll want to hurl as this suppressed memory surfaces at age 40, when they are arrested for heroin possession.

All theoretical, of course.

Thank you.

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