Friday, May 26, 2006

Do I Have What It Takes?

What do you think?

I'm thinking of trying my hand at the next auditions of American Idol.

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

I've got a fair number of songs I have written that I could perform:
Scottius Maximus- Superhero Theme Song 1.
Scottius Maximus- Superhero Theme Song 2.
In The Year 2025 2006.
Real Men Of Genius Commercial- Mr. Over-The Top Confessional Lutheran Blogger.
Stairway To Hell.
My Blogs Salute.

Hey, if some gray-haired dude can win, so can I. Bottom line- without gray hair, dude doesn't win.

Conclusion- you've got to have a gimmick. The secret is just to look different.

"So I got that going for me. Which is nice."


  1. That is one of my very favorite movie lines!!! My husband and I say that to each other. Most people don't pick up on that line. It's a classic.

    The line reminds me of the character of Michael Keaton in that Henry Winkler movie about the two guys working in the morgue and the prostitute(Shelly Long?). Anyway, the Michael Keaton character is kind of like the Bill Murray character in the way he carries around that pocket tape recorder and puts his good ideas into it (kind of like a blog, ha ha).

    I think I'm rambling now, so I'll stop...

  2. You are no Taylor Hicks, sir.

  3. Bill Murray dominated that movie, which was a hard thing to do. I think every line he had was a classic.

    Wasn't the Henry Winkler movie "Night Shift" or something like that?

    Look closely at the picture. I do too have gray hair. So how come I'm not Idol material?

  4. Dear, I think you should sing In the Year 2025 2006! You are a good singer for a chimp!! :)

  5. Yes I am, even when I am acting a bit "chimpy". Right?