I'm forming a new society, and am inviting you all to join.
All you have to do to join is promise to pronounce words exactly as the are spelled. No more silent letters. No more than one way to pronounce consonant groupings.
Why? Because the whole world is becoming to confusing and complicated. This gives us one less thing to worry about.
Maybe you'd like a trial run. Start with these words and see how you like it:
If anyone asks you why you're talking like that, just answer, "It's the Scottius way." We might earn some new recruits.
Next, we'll get rid of the word "an".