On Jim Rome's radio program today I hear that Sharon Stone is now a minister. Let's see, how exactly does this work? I don't think Sharon is a man. I don't think Sharon is the husband of but one wife. I don't know, but somehow I don't get the feeling she is an orthodox Christian (if I'm wrong, I will apologize). What is she then, the high priestess of the crotch shot? I guess I could go on and on, but I won't.