Number 1 What?

Is it just me, or is the number one draft choice in the entire NFL, quarterback Alex Smith, wearing mascara? And he was drafted by San Francisco? Are you kidding me?!! This is unbelievable! This is too good!

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And I don't think those eyebrows are real either. Can anyone else believe that Joan Crawford is now in the NFL? Has anyone else seen this? Can anyone explain it to me?