What Have You Done For Me Lately?

Nothing. Hat tip to the great Viva El Birdos for the following story.

If you had done something spectacular, something no one else has come close to duplicating in the past 25 to 50 years, don't you think you'd have some job security?

Well read this story about the scout who signed Albert Pujols.



He's now working at Walmart.

Shame on you, Cardinals.